Doom bloom
Shoulder roll
I know you know
The thinking piece
 Nothing like these
Soft breaths 
In bed with me

Five Horny Haikus

#23

Slow fucking til dawn

I took a half she took the 

whole thing. Slow down. Baaayb–

#24

A doctor who keeps

Sad, dying men afloat with

Viagra and speed

#25

One thing you can’t know

In this life, is why you want

To sleep with weirdos. 

#26

I feel a hunger

Just like Eddie Money said,

“Take me home tonight!”

#27

Boys? OK, but I’m

One nice gay experience

Away from new life

crowd work

close your eyes

for a little while

imagine yourself alone

in an old church

your smallest movements amplified

by the musty stone

imagine the cavernous structure opening

itself to you, inviting you to release

yourself in the form of a guttural cry 

three, two, one

what do you hear?

Escapism

Before emoji, the key

millions gone who knew the key:

point of interest

burial mound

area of outstanding beauty

viewing point

steep gradient

travel lodge

beach

pebble beach

gravel beach

pond

lake

regal house that belongs to the National Trust, closed Sundays

birds

swans

Bank Holiday roadside fistfight

dry dock

extremely long road

dead man's curve

a wall

a stile

farm with impudent goose

dead drop

a country inn with an unsurprisingly racist secret

war memorial

knacker's yard

someone with a completely blotchy face

knees burnt the AA (Automobile Association) Roadside Atlas,

1987 edition, spread on the floor,

tracing Cornwall to Cumbria and all the places in between,

that I never did go.