Five Horny Haikus

#23

Slow fucking til dawn

I took a half she took the 

whole thing. Slow down. Baaayb–

#24

A doctor who keeps

Sad, dying men afloat with

Viagra and speed

#25

One thing you can’t know

In this life, is why you want

To sleep with weirdos. 

#26

I feel a hunger

Just like Eddie Money said,

“Take me home tonight!”

#27

Boys? OK, but I’m

One nice gay experience

Away from new life