Eleanor’s Mouse House
There once was a woman named Eleanor
Who lived in a fine home on the North Shore.
Some local mice also thought it was nice,
Too many for her Eleanor to ignore.
She set twenty-two traps and many mouse necks she did snap.
As the body count mounted, fewer mice she encountered.
But Eleanor soon found that with no mice hanging ‘round,
That the House of Eleanor became a big empty bore.
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