Ugly Haikus

#28

Wrecked, rusting car husk

Irritated dog on chain

Wall to wall carpet 

#29

They say a picture

Says 1000 words. 4 are:

Faded off the beans 

#30

Stupid depression

Thinks I won’t take us both out

With this percocet

#31

Mood compounded of 

lassitude, submission, guilt

emptiness, despair

#32

Lament the folly

Of longing for that which is

Unobtainable 

#33

Passive aggression:

pantomime fellatio

while rolling your eyes