Sunday, January 14, 2024

A Collection of Haikus

Unbothered King

When someone hates you

Pretend you are Ned Flanders

Hi-diddly-ho!



I Hate My Presents

Thank you for the scarf

I will use it to muffle

My cries of anguish


Manners

Good manners prolong

Unwanted interactions 

Not worth the toil


My Condolences

I’m sorry your man

Pursued sexual congress

With all here present


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